IRON CHEF, The Kitchen Supercook Pokégirl

IRON CHEF, The Kitchen Supercook Pokégirl
Type: Near Human
Element: Plant/Steel
Frequency: Very Rare
Diet: quite literally anything
Role: Cooks, unorthodox weapon-wielders
Libido: Average
Strong Vs: Poison, Electric, Rock, Ground, Plant, Water
Weak Vs: Bug, Flying, Ice
Attacks: Vine Whip, Chop Chop, Pepper Spray, Catnip Kiss, Searing Spice, Tackle, Pan Shield, Vine Bondage, Passion Spice, Multi Chop, Lust Dust, Sleep Powder, Spice, Itchy Dust, Parry, Bonk, Swordwave, Ember
Enhancements: Enhanced sense of smell, Enhanced sense of taste, Enhanced sight, Enhanced Reflexes (x4), Perfect Memory, immune to spice attacks/poison, Resistant to heat, Endurance(x8), herb/spice creation
Evolves: None
Evolves From: Boobleaf (Cooking T2 + Heavy Metal), Ivywhore (Cooking T2 + Heavy Metal)

    Art means different things to different people and Pokégirls. Some, like the Ar-Tits, believe that the highest pinnacle of art can be found through drawing and painting. To a Tats, true art is obviously the tattoo. Divas and Bardesses find music to be the finest of the arts, but even they differ, as the Diva loves to sing while Bardesses are devout instrumentalists.
    But to an Iron Chef, cooking is the one true art.
    When a Boobleaf or Ivywhore undergoes the evolution to become an Iron Chef, they completely loose their ability to absorb solar energy, as well as their Solar Beam attack. They become almost completely human in skin tone and appearance, save for a few details to make them appear different. The leaves that former Boobleafs had around their wrists turn into small bulbs, from which the Iron Chef can generate a variety of dust and powder attacks, as well as a source of spices for food. Ivywhores keep the bulb they had on their back, although it is somewhat smaller now, and this single large bulb serves much the same purpose as the Boobleaf’s smaller bulbs. They also have a steady store of herbs that grow from their hair, and with only a small bit of concentration can change what type of herbs their hair produces.
    Another aspect of their former lives is their vines, which remain. Because of these vines, and their much increased ability to multitask, an Iron Chef is quite literally capable of doing the work of an entire kitchen staff all by their self. This ability is useful even in the wilds, as Iron Chefs have a remarkable ability. The can store truly awe-inspiring amounts of food and cooking supplies in inappropriately sized containers. One Iron Chef, which at one time belonged to the Indigo Gym Leader Brock, was noted to have pulled a lit campfire, twelve pounds of Khangasscunt eggs, various fruits, a bottle of wine, bread dough, a full set of utensils, and an oven out of a normal backpack to serve only two guests. This incident also serves to highlight the breed’s propensity to make far too much food than is actually needed. Because nothing but a Snorlass could eat everything they make, they almost always have immense amounts of leftovers with them, leftovers that never spoil or go rotten because of their storage ability. Even the inability to create a fire cannot stop an Iron Chef from cooking, for somehow the Plant/Steel type is capable of using Ember to create their own fires.
    Iron Chefs have a perfect memory, which is generally set to use in culinary pursuits. They can perfectly memorize hundreds of recipes and alter them on the spot, and they know a great deal about proper eating etiquette and seating arrangements for appropriate company. Their enhanced senses allow them to find the perfect combination of spices and herbs to make the most simple of meals delightful, and with their ability to literally eat anything (due to very strong jaws and a highly acidic stomach) they can sample anything they make to ensure that it is perfect, because nothing besides perfection is worth eating; perfect taste, perfect texture, perfect arrangement, perfect appearance. A simple taste of the food of an Iron Chef is enough to make even the most severe of food critics an addict, and some have falsely accused the Iron Chefs of using magic to make it taste as good as it does (although no spell could imitate such culinary perfection). Even the water they use is superior, as they can purify liquids to their most delicious state with a mere touch.
    But Iron Chefs, despite their prodigious skill, are not picky about what they create. An Iron Chef will as gladly make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for a child as a gourmet meal for the president of a League. Actually, they would prefer to make food for a hungry child for free than for a man who has no need of more food. They firmly believe that no one should starve, not even the most cruel of people. As such, they make wonderful additions to harems. It is a proven fact that a harem that regularly eats food made by an Iron Chef will be mentally and physically superior to an ordinary specimen of their breed due to an absolutely perfectly balanced nutritional schedule of meals. An Iron Chef’s harem will have better balance and endurance, be more resistant to disease and poison, and be able to think with a more clear mind. They enjoy teaching their harem-sisters to cook, even if they aren’t very good at it, and Iron Chef-trained cooks are known to be some of the best in the world… except, of course, for the Iron Chefs themselves. However, Iron Chefs have been known to sulk and be moody when around girls whose diet includes things the Iron Chef can neither cook nor improve upon, although the rare Iron Chef that learns magic can figure out, with enough imagination, how to flavor light, rocks, blood, and souls, among other things.
    Although Iron Chefs normally get along with almost everybody, there is one notable exception. The Charlie Angel. Charlie Angels, before the discovery of the Iron Chef’s evolution, were known as the ultimate cooking Pokégirl. Most Charlie Angels are rather bitter about their new position as second-best, and devote their utmost efforts to out-cooking the Iron Chef. This can often turn to direct sabotage in attempts to ruin the Iron Chef’s meals. This tendency to sabotage the Iron Chef’s art infuriates the Iron Chefs to no end, as most would happily teach the Charlie Angel to cook better if the Charlie Angel would just ask.
    But the Iron Chef’s usefulness to a harem is not restricted to their ability to cook. Iron Chefs make skilled combatants. They have a variety of powder and dust attacks, which they typically use before closing in. They can also use learn other dust and powder attacks easily. Iron Chefs are also capable of learning weapon techniques, but rather than using conventional weapons they wield various cooking implements. An Iron Chef wielding a cheesegrater (or deboner, or frying pan, or nutcracker, or spoon) is a sight that no Pokégirl wants to see more than once (although Iron Chefs are always certain to clean them thoroughly after the battle is over). They are even more dangerous through their use of their vines to wield multiple cooking tools at once.
    Taming an Iron Chef is a somewhat odd experience. They show a distinct love for oral sex, and enjoy licking (and being licked) along the entire body. But what is odd about them is their desire to make Taming… tastier. They like to bring various foods to the session, and sometimes sauces as well, so that a Taming session becomes a meal as well. Despite this oddity, very few Tamers have any complaints about them.
    Feral Iron Chefs are quite useless, all things considered. They wander around aimlessly, their memory shattered into small pieces, as they randomly emit various powders, spices, and dust attacks. They are harmless, other than the possible effects of the powders, and are easy enough to pick up and Tame. It is suggested not to let an Iron Chef go Feral; while their memory returns upon being Tamed, they loose all memory related to food, and must relearn how to cook (although they still cook just as well when they learn to again).
    Thresholding into an Iron Chef is actually not a rare occurrence. There would doubtlessly be a great many more Iron Chefs if there were just more families out there that bred with them. Spotting a girl about to Threshold into one is rather easy; they become obsessed with foods, even ones they did not like before, and eagerly soak up any and all information related to cooking. Their hair also turns green, and they start to grow a bulb on their back or smaller bulbs around their wrist.