THUNDERCUNT, the Stormy Protector Pokégirl

THUNDERCUNT, the Stormy Protector Pokégirl

Type: Near Human (Avian Animorph)
Element: Electric/Flying
Frequency: Rare
Diet: pokéchow, fresh meat, fish
Role: literal Storm Trooper
Libido: Average
Strong Vs: Electric, Flying, Water, Bug, Fighting
Weak Vs: Ice, Rock, Magic
Attacks: Vortex, Double Needle, Thunderbolt, Thunder Wave, Agility, Zapring, Satellite, Thunderclap, Static Barrier, Spark, Regeneration Tears
Enhancements: Enhanced Speed (x7), Enhanced Endurance (x4), Elemental Absorption (Electric), Fast Healing (Electricity), Flight (Wings)
Evolves: None
Evolves From: Thundrix (battle stress)

    Thundercunt is generally between 5'4" and 5'10". Her breasts may increase in size, but usually, there is no change. Her hair remains black, but their eyes are generally brown or green. Compared to her sisters, the Thundercunt's golden feathers are almost bland. Though she can use them to reflect light into her opponent's eyes, they don't seem that special.

    Thundercunts generally have a personality like the sky. Once insulted, their anger grows like a storm as she selects a proper retribution, then like a lightning bolt, she takes it in one fell swoop. The retribution is generally the same caliber as the insult. The greater the insult, the greater the retribution. So, it goes without saying that crossing a Thundercunt is among the stupidest things you can do, right next to pimp-slapping a Gynadose or taunting a feral Whorizard. So long as you avoid that, she's generally a very nice Pokégirl to have.

    In combat, Thundercunts should be listed among the fastest Pokégirls around. Unlike land Pokégirls, like the Chocoboob, Cheetit or even the Rapitaur, a Thundercunt is not held back by terrain, meaning she can cross greater distances in shorter amounts of times. Combined with her array of defensive, offensive and speed-enhancing techniques, she is undoubtedly one of the most powerful non-Legendary Pokégirls around, able to hard, fast or even snipe, she can vary her attack patterns to meet her needs.

    Feral Thundercunts are actually quite friendly, even if they don't join the tamer they help. It's rumored, though, that the Limbec Pirates use feral Thundercunts to attract new members.