Disclaimer: This concept was taken from Metroanime and many subsequent generations of fandom which bastardized everything it could get its grubby mits on. Although the current incarnation of Pokegirls only vaguely resembles proto-canon, it is only due course that the roots be acknowledged.
Forward: This story came to me in a vividly dark dream/hallucination fueled by sleep deprivation. My sick sense of humor found a sort of glee in its depiction. Although you may find some of the author’s highly opinionated and probably inaccurate views of human nature depicted herein, none of it is meant as an insult to any given party or political mindset. Most characters will also express views which the author probably disagrees with. Please do not attributed foul characters to the author’s personality. You may, however, curse the author in the dark of the night if your favorite character dies horribly. No, no deaths are planned at the time of this forward's writing.
- Jguy, author of Very Odd, who is what pulled me into this crazy fandom.
- Kerrik Wolf who continues to push at the bar for pokegirl writing standards and creativity.
- Zikore who designed the Jade League which is where this story takes place and inspired its plot.
- Zypheit and TMK who beta read this story.