Author Insertion Wars
WARNING: This story is, like the other such stories[Into the fire, Tamers, etc, etc] is a Self Insertion. It's also got a villain protagonist, tamed menaces, no fourth wall, blood and gore, twisted comedy, excessive plotting, overdone epicness, and lots of melodrama.
Did someone order a LARGE HAM???
Oh, yeah..and running gags.
Another of the author SIs being done lately. this one following Your's Truely, nyuu!