OMAKE!
Author: Shinji! Lilith! Now I know the truth! The way to evade all of your attacks!
Shinji: O RLY??? Then.... Take... This!!! - Launches huge-ass energy beam at author -
- Author starts break dancing, evading all attacks -
Shinji: -gasp- No! Break dancing! I'm powerless!
Author: - maniacal laugh - Ha! You can't defeat me!
- Chrono from Chrono Trigger appears -
Chrono: But I can! Prepare to be served! - starts doing the moonwalk perfectly -
Author recieves 1000000 damage.
Author: ARGH! I will not be defeated! Jehuty! Come to me!
- Orbital Frame Jehuty Ver.2 from Zone Of the Enders appears -
Author: - boards on Jehuty - Now you won't be able to defeat ME! Muahahahahaha! Zero-shift ADA!
ADA: Affirmative.
- Jehuty starts teleporting all over the place, shooting DASH homing lasers at crono -
Chrono recieves 100 * 40 * 20 damage.
Chrono: ARGHHH!
Author: Now! BURST mode!
ADA: BURST mode activated.
Author: BURST Shot! Full Power!!!
- Jehuty charges it's most powerful main weapon -
Author: FIRE!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
Chrono recieves 10000000 damage.
Chrono: NOOOOOO! - faints -
Author: And now's your turn Shinji! ADA! VECTOR CANNON!!!
ADA: Understood. Initiating VECTOR CANNON's program.
- Jehuty starts charging an ownage looking, HUGE Metatron cannon -
ADA: Ready to fire. Awaiting command.
Author: FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Shinji recieves PWNAGE damage.
Shinji: ARGHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! - Faints -
Lilith: Oh no! Adam-sama!!!
Author: The moral of this story: No one bleeps with Jehuty's Runner. And I'm Jehuty's 42nd Runner.
ADA: Correction: You are my 13th Runner.
Author: Oops, sorry ADA.
ADA: I must go. It is time for you to start the story.
Author: But why do you have to go?
ADA: .....It is my duty.
- Dingo and Leo, previous Runners, suddenly appear -
Both: ADA! Stop talking like that!
ADA: Sorry...
Author: Yeah! Lighten up! Don't be like Rei before she met Shinji!
ADA: I am not a doll.
Author: OK... Leo! come here!
Leo: What's the matter, Keldric???
Author: -whispers to Leo-
Leo: Cool!
Author: - pulls out a RAY gun- CYBER TRANSFORMATION! - a beam hits Leo and he dissapears -
ADA: Leo? Where is he?
Leo: I'm right behind you ADA.
ADA: where? Specify your location.
Leo: Behind you, in Cyberspace.
ADA: That is not- Leo? What are you doing in Cyberspace? Shouldn't you- MMPHH!
- There is silence for a while, until moans can be heard from Jehuty -
Auhtor: HOLY CRAP! That's not what I told him to do!
Dingo: -smirk- This Pokegirl world is messing with people's minds. Did you know Leo has a very bad alternative of Taming Disease? One he starts Taming, he can't stop. And because they're both AIs now, they can't get tired.
Author: Bleep
A/N: Well, here comes part 2 of Chapter 4! Brace yourselves!
I had to divide the chapter because I have effing High school.
Shin Pokegirl Evangelion
Chapter 4: Of Gyms and Pokegirls, Evolution, and Training to Fight.
The Next day...
The Ex-Pilot and the Self-proclaimed Infernal Tamer were walking on the streets, chatting about Rumors. Matt looked pretty bored. "Hey Shinji, how was your taming last night..." Matt said, grinning. Shinji blushed. "Um..."
Flashback!
Shinji looked at Asuka's naked body, sleeping. He had Tamed her for about 8 hours now, and he wasn't even winded. "Sigh... Tired already? I can't believe that much sex hasn't even left me out of breath." Now what would he do to pass the time? He wasn't able to sleep now. ' Maybe I'll take a walk outside, who knows what I could find...' So that's what he decided to do.
Shinji was walking outside, looking at the buildings. 'Hmm... there are only houses here... not any tall buildings...' He then looked at the stars 'And the sky is very clear too...' Suddenly, he shivered. Something didn't feel right. He turned to stare at one of the roofs, and his eyes widened. Sitting on the roof, was what looked like a woman in a white dress, she had white hair, and her grey skin seemed to glow with the moonlight. Shinji's eyes narrowed. He didn't feel any thing good from this woman. ' Maybe she is a Pokegirl...' So he scanned her with her pokedex. Then, he shouted. "Hey! Who are you?!" The woman, as if suddenly noticing him, turned her glowing white eyes to him and smiled darkly, waving before disappearing. Shinji glared at the spot she previously was before looking at his Pokedex:
JENOVA, the Calamity Pokégirl
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Unsure, assumed to be Ghost/Magic
Frequency: Extremely Rare (Unique)
Diet: Presumed human-style
Role: Disasters, general trouble-making, advance scout (Wartime only)
Libido: Unknown
Strong Vs: Normal, Magic, Psychic, Fighting
Weak Vs: Ground, Poison
Attacks: Ghost Blade, Night Shade, Telekinesis, Dominate, Hypnotize, Fade, Heal, Flash, Foresight, Confusion, Disable, Disable Max, Mirror Coat, Metronome, Feel the Burn, Phase, Invis 1, 2, 3, Absorb, Imitate, Steal Luck, Dazzle, Teleport, Temperature Barrier, Aura Barrier, Barrier, Ashen Wings
Enhancements: Magic affinity, Psychic affinity, low-level uncontrollable ability to affect probabilities in a negative fashion, high intelligence, psychotic
Evolves: None
Evolves From: None
FURTHER INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIED...
'Huh? It's classified? Weird...' Shinji frowned. What was a Unique Pokegirl like Jenova doing here? Just what is going on with this town?
Flashback End!
After the Explanation...
Matt grinned. No, he looked like a kid that had recieved a new toy. " Sweet! A Unique Pokegirl! You have the Devil's Luck, Shinji! I swear, you're going to meet a Legendary at this rate!" Shinji blushed. " Nah, that woman gave off a bad feeling, as in, a really bad feeling." Matt slammed his palm on Shinji's back before speaking. "Don't worry! It's probably because she's a Ghost Type!" Shinji smiled. " Yeah, you're right. Thanks. Matt" Matt grinned " Hey, what are friends for? " They continued chatting until afternoon came.
Training Grounds
Shinji and Matt looked at their respective Pokegirls. Shinji said to Asuka. " Asuka, this is going to be a One-on-One, All-out battle, you sure you can handle it? You'll have to give it your all!" The Dracona's eyes burned with determination. " Don't worry, Shinji! I won't fail you! ".
Matt also Gazed at his pokegirl, fire in his eyes. " Shayla, you can do this! Once we get strong enough, we'll finally be able to defeat 'those' Men, who took my Father away from me! We'll show them TRUE power!!!" The Droido slightly smiled. " Understood, Master." Matt sighed. " Don't call me Master!!!".
Shinji and Asuka chuckled at his antics. Suddenly, Matt became serious. "Well, shall we go? It is tame to face our Destiny..." Shinji nodded, and they headed towards the Gym...
1 hour later...
" YES!!! We won, Shayla!!!" Matt said, fiercely hugging his pokegirl, who was smiling (WTF!!!) despite the pain. Shinji looked awed. " Whoa, so that's a Gym Battle... Shit... I'm next." ' I mustn't run away! I mustn't run away! I mustn't run away!' Shinji said in his head, repeating his mantra. " Would Shinji Ikari step into the Stadium please?!" Shinji gulped, slowly making his way to the stadium. Asuka elbowed him in the arm. " Come on Shinji! We won't lose!" Shinji steeled himself and smiled at her, his eyes breifly flashing crimson.
As Shinji made his way to one end of the Stadium, he noticed someone on the other end. He looked to be on his mid-thirties, with dark green hair and purple eyes. The announcer then shouted " The battle between Shinji Ikari and Paul Llaler will begin soon!" Shinji's eyes widened. So this was the Gym Leader! Said man smiled at Shinji. " Pleasure to meet you, Shinji. Are you ready? " Shinji nodded. The man smiled, then took out a Pokeball. " I get a good feeling from you, so I'm going to use my favorite."
On the stands, Matt's eyes widened. 'It can't be!'
Shinji took out his pokeball, having recalled Asuka. " Asuka, go and get her! Whoever she is..." Asuka appeared from the Pokeball's trademark flash of light. Paul smiled. " Lilian, I choose you. " There was a bright flash of light from the pokeball, before a figure appeared from it.
Shinji immiedatly scanned her.
Level 25 SCORPIAGIRL, the Pathmaker Pokégirl
Type: Humanoid Tauric Metamorph (scorpion)
Element: Bug/Poison
Frequency: Very Rare
Role: Lumberjack, Land reclamation
Diet: Vegetarian, heavy wood content. Will also accept Pokéchow if nothing else is available
Libido: Low (Raises after an intense battle)
Strong Vs: Bug, Dark, Fighting, Plant, Poison
Weak Vs: Fire, Flying, Ground, Rock
Attacks: Glare, Mega Punch, Poison, Rapid Sting, Sabre Claw, *Vice Grip, *Soften Sting
Enhancements: Enhanced Strength (x8), Exo-Skeleton, Scorpion-like lower body, Light metamorphic abilities, Poison producing capacity, Ability to convert cellulose into a constructive materials
Evolves: Romanticide (Cat E-Medal & Shiny Stone)
Evolves From: Spinnertit (Round Stone)
Scorpiagirls were once thought to be extinct. During the Revenge War, they acted as path clearers through woodland areas, removing trees and creating assault paths for fortresses and towns controlled by humans, using Soften Sting to help weaken fortress walls to allow for easier break ins. Hiding in the environment became extremely difficult thanks to these creatures. For years it was unexplained as to why a scorpion-based creature would eat wood, however a raid on a Sukebe-controlled lab revealed that with some girls, he added extra genetic code to them, such as locust DNA in his Wasp Pokégirls, and termite DNA in his Scorpiagirls. This discovery came after the war, as the Scorpiagirls were destroyed en masse by human forces after the death of Pokégirl General Selket the Swarm and Sukebe’s supposed death. For years it was thought that they were extinct until several of them began reappearing in various Leagues. The first rediscovery of this Pokégirls occurred in 280 AS, when a Scorpiagirl was seen battling a water-type Pokégirl on a shoreline of the Crescent League. Since then, there have been sightings of them in the Indigo, Johto, Capital, Noir, Slot, and Forest Leagues. There have also been rumored sightings of them in the Tropic and Crimson Leagues as well.
For the longest time it was thought that no Pokégirl evolved into the Scorpiagirl. However, after the discovery of the Round Stone it was revealed that Spinnertits could evolve into Scorpiagirls. Testing has proven that Spinnertits have always had this ability, it’s just that no one in authority knew about this evolutionary process until just recently. A study of Feral Spinnertits in an area known to have Round Stones in it, followed by a domestic-born Spinnertit who, with permission from herself and her Tamer, was evolve with a Round Stone, was used to prove this.
Scorpiagirls are large Pokégirls. Their lower bodies are large, resembling the breed they are primarily based on (similar to the Arachnae’s tauric form), with six arachnid legs and two sets of large, powerful claws. The upper set of pincher claws are blunter, allowing for powerful gripping attacks, while the lower set are sharper, more scissors-like and capable of strong cutting attacks. Their backs are long enough and strong enough to hold a person on them, a long, segmented tail with a long stinger at the end. Their tails, which are as long as their entire body in ‘scorpiontaur form,’ are usually carried in a curve so that the stinger is over their heads. This gives them a wide radius of attack. The stinger is made of an organic metal and is hollow, connected to poison sacs in the tail. Their powerful stingers were part of the reason they were hunted during the Revenge War, as they were weapons capable of piercing even Rock-types and Steel-types. The Scorpiagirl’s upper body is that of a tall, muscular woman with unusual markings on her body, a light frame of chitinous armor around her torso and partially down her human arms. They are ‘tauric Pokégirls, similar to the Arachnae, and can morph into a more human-like form for taming. In this form, they are seven-feet tall on average, with powerful, muscular legs. The only scorpion-like part they retain in this form is the chitinous armoring on their back and a slightly shorter version of their tails.
In combat, Scorpiagirls tend to be aggressive. They seek to close with their opponents quickly so as to bring them within striking range of her pincher claws and tail. They can use their tail and claws to strike with the force of a Mega Punch, although their favored tactic is to grip with their blunter claws and strike repeatedly with their tails. Their scissors-like claws are capable of cutting through stone, their tail stingers sharp enough to slash metal. In addition to Soften Sting and Vice Grip, they can also shoot a toxic venom out as a mid-range projectile attack. Their major weakness is that their exoskeleton, especially in their tauric form, retains heat quite efficiently. They overheat quickly in battles with Fire-types.
Combat is not the only use of the Scorpiagirl, however. The chitinous armoring on their humanoid upper torso extends down to the wrists of the Pokégirl. Because of the heavy cellulose in their diet, Scorpiagirls an take some of that cellulose matter and convert it into a strong, dense, high-tensile organic polymer. They can then extrude it through their the hollow chitin tubes in their wrists. They can shape it with their hands, and use it for various purposes. It hardens in minutes, making it useful for construction and for immobilizing prisoners. As they actually proved useful now in constructive purposes rather than just threatening and destructive purposes, laws against hunting them were passed.
Scorpiagirls tend to have low libidos and very casual demeanors, although there have been several recorded cases where Scorpiagirls become more affectionate and passionate after a tough battle. They prefer greatly to be on top, mainly because their tails in their taming form make it difficult for them to sleep on their backs. For safety’s sake, it’s best to restrain a Scorpiagirl’s tail in some way during Taming, as it tends to lash about while in spasms of pleasure.
Feral cases of Scorpiagirls are rare, but they have been reported. They are skittish, tense creatures when Feral, and tend to respond to new stimuli with a ‘sting first, analyze later’ method, especially during confrontations. So far, only three cases of human girls Thresholding into Scorpiagirls have been recorded, all in the Crescent League where they were first rediscovered.
*Vice Grip (ATK+EFT) – The Pokégirl grabs onto the opponent with her gripping claws, squeezing the opponent over and over.
*Soften Sting (ATK+EFT) – The Pokégirl lashes out with her stinger. Venom is injected through the metallic, hollow stinger into the target that can undo the effects of Harden and Unmoveable. It can also make certain materials become easier to destroy, ‘softening’ the materials enough for them to be demolished with weaker attacks.
Shinji's eyes widened. 'Shit! Asuka's only level 20!' And so, Shinji readied himself for his greatest battle yet.
The announcer started counting down the seconds. "3... 2... 1... Go!" The Scorpiagirl launched herself at Asuka, her six legs moving surprisingly quickly. Shinji shouted. "Asuka! You're faster! Keep evading her!" Asuka obeyed, escaping Lilian's grasp each time she tried to grab her. Paul suddenly shouted. "Lilian! Get her now!" Lilian's eye gleamed, and suddenly her tail moved, her Rapid Sting surprising Asuka and catching her off guard. Paul then ordered. "Poison!" But as the Scorpiagirl moved her tail to sting The Dracona, Shinji commanded, his eyes now crimson, " ASUKA! Dragonbreath!!!" Paul's eyes widened 'What?!'
A stream of Green Flames hit the Scorpiagirl before she could do anything, damaging her upper and lower body, and making her screech in pain. Shinji shouted, " Asuka! Dragon Rage on her upper body! Now!!!" The Dracona then glowed an Orange color, before furiously attacking Lilian's upper body. Paul smirked. " Grab her with one claw" The 'girl did so, enveloping Asuka on a bone-crushing grip with one of her blunt claws, making her scream. Paul grinned. "Mega Punch." BAM! "Mega Punch. Again." BAM! "Continue" BAM! BAM! BAM!
Shinji growled " NO! I can't let it end like this!" There had to be something he could do! But Asuka wouldn't be able to do anything with that pokegirl crushing her. ' DAMN IT!' Images flashed before his eyes. The Asuka from the other world, smiling gently the first time he saw her at school, her screams of pain during the battles, her injuries, Physichal as well as mental... A loud crack and a pained scream shocked Shinji from his shock ( No pun Intended ). That scream... Shinji then yelled "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and a bright flash of light erupted from him.
A beam of light traveled once again from the Pilot to the injured Asuka, still within her enemy's grasp, shocking Paul. Once the beam reached Asuka, it healed her, wounds closing and bones mending together again. Shinji's hair briefly turned white before he shouted "Hyper Beam!!!"
A Bright flash of Orange light erupted from Asuka's mouth, making the claw that was crushing her release her, the beam expanding until it enveloped the Scorpiagirl, then continuing for a good hundred meters or so before exploding against the wall. After the smoke cleared, Lilian was laying on the ground unconsious. Paul smiled slightly, recalling his pokegirl 'Don't worry, you'll get a very good taming tonight' He then looked at Shinji, who was hugging Asuka, tears leaking from his eyes. "Hey!" The boy looked at him with grayish-blue eyes. "Take this!" He threw a badge at him, which he caught. "Scan it with your pokedex, you'll recieve a higher security clearance. Also, great job!" He then exited the Gym, his family following him.
Some time Later, Pokecenter...
" Wow, Shinji! You defeated Paul's Alpha! You are one of the best Tamers I've seen!" Matt said, awed at Shinji's power. Shinji smiled. "Thanks, I guess." They continued chatting for a while until a soft, angelic but emotionless voice spoke to Shinji. "Are you Shinji Ikari?" Shinji jumped back slightly. "huh?" Shinji turned to stare at the voice's source...
And saw a beautiful blue-haired, red-eyed girl, with two Black wings rising from her back.
"Are you Shinji Ikari?" The girl repeated.
AAAAANDDDD CUUUUUUT!!!
A/N: S'up dudes! Liked the battle?
I tried my best making it dramatic.
JENOVA, the Calamity Pokégirl
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Unsure, assumed to be Ghost/Magic
Frequency: Extremely Rare (Unique)
Diet: Presumed human-style
Role: Disasters, general trouble-making, advance scout (Wartime only)
Libido: Unknown
Strong Vs: Normal, Magic, Psychic, Fighting
Weak Vs: Ground, Poison
Attacks: Ghost Blade, Night Shade, Telekinesis, Dominate, Hypnotize, Fade, Heal, Flash, Foresight, Confusion, Disable, Disable Max, Mirror Coat, Metronome, Feel the Burn, Phase, Invis 1, 2, 3, Absorb, Imitate, Steal Luck, Dazzle, Teleport, Temperature Barrier, Aura Barrier, Barrier, Ashen Wings
Enhancements: Magic affinity, Psychic affinity, low-level uncontrollable ability to affect probabilities in a negative fashion, high intelligence, psychotic
Evolves: None
Evolves From: None
WARNING: THE INFORMATION IN THIS RECORD IS CLASSIFIED EYES ONLY TOP SECRET. NO, REPEAT NO INFORMATION ABOUT JENOVA EXCEPT FOR THE “Calamity from the Sky” COVER STORY IS TO BE PLACED IN THE PUBLIC ACCESS POKÉDEX! PERSONS WHO VIOLATE THIS WILL BE SUBJECT TO IMMEDIATE SANCTIONING. WE DO NOT WANT TAMERS GOING AFTER HER!!!
If there were no other reason to hate Sukebe, Jenova would be it.
While nowhere near as powerful as the Legendaries and not classified as such despite her seeming agelessness, she is more powerful than most other Pokégirls out there. She’s beautiful, like the vast majority of Pokégirls, with dark grey skin, white hair, firm, a soft, round ass, trim hips that aren’t too wide or too small, DD-cup breasts that don’t sag in the slightest despite her age, and glowing, enchanting white eyes. She moves gracefully, with swift, elegant movements and when seen, she is usually clad in a silken white robe that flows like water when she moves.
That’s about where the attractiveness ends.
Jenova is a wicked Pokégirl, cruel and vicious and loving to cause trouble and chaos. When she shows up, it means something bad is about to happen, no question whatsoever, whether she causes it directly or not. She delights in causing even the slightest kind of trouble, and laughs when she sees someone in pain. During the War, her favorite tricks involved sabotaging vehicles so that they’d explode when airmen tried to start them up.
Needless to say, Macavity adores her.
She was one of the most hated Pokégirls during the War, and the arising Leagues scrambled for ways to try to kill her. Surviving witnesses place her at the site of many Pokégirl-related disasters before they happened, including a horde of Manti invading a Russian fortress and slaughtering several scientists who were working on a device based on psychic energy to try and pacify other Pokégirls. Shortly beforehand, Jenova was seen casually sitting on the roof of the main building in the fortress, whistling softly. Only one woman survived, and that’s because Jenova had captured her and was Taming her.
However, there is a small ray of hope, as her ability to have things go wrong can work against her as well as for her. During one of Atmuff’s earliest rampages, she came across Jenova and nearly killed her, the powerful warrior overwhelming Jenova completely and nearly beating her to death. She went into seclusion for several years after that.
For years, her presence was lost. Then she was sighted investigating the ruins of the first Widow attack, an amused expression on her face. She has shown up a few more times since then, sometimes assisting a cadre of Limbec Pirates. And there are also unconfirmed reports of Jenova being in direct contact with the infamous Athena of the Crimson League. Frequently she has been seen in the company of Macavity, usually with Macavity making Jenova squirm and moan in ecstasy.
Bootleg videos of some of their encounters are available.
As Macavity, despite her chaotic and borderline psychotic tendencies, is one of the easier to find and more ‘amiable’ Legendaries, we were able to convince her to tell us a little about Jenova. Unfortunately, it all related to Taming techniques, as apparently Jenova, while having high endurance, also has a low pleasure threshold. This, however, was taken as good news, as it means that she is potentially controllable.
There are also unconfirmed reports of Jenova’s DNA being used to breed super soldiers. One rumored to have DNA is a tamer who’s only known name is Sephiroth, however he disappeared shortly after murdering his rival, Cloud Strife, and his Pokégirls.
All information on Jenova MUST BE CONCEALED. She is too dangerous a Pokégirl for anyone to try and catch. If Tamers should try to go after her, the body count is practically guaranteed to be enormous. League officials should keep spreading false knowledge, rumors, and lies about her. A cover story based on a mythological society that predates even Pre-Sukebe human society has been included in a separate file. Repeat: The Cetra cover story is the ONLY information allowed within the public Pokédex. Revealing of any true information about Jenova is punishable by having the S-Goths set on your trail, and they are confirmed to be able to have fates worse than death at their disposal…
Recent Update: A friendly within Sanctuary has told us about a legend within the culture of the S-Goths. The earliest S-Goths report having visions of a ghostly, shadowy woman, her face partially masked by a steel helmet, guiding them to a mystical power. This story has led to several distressing theories about the S-Goths, such as the increasingly strong possibility that they may have acquired their power from Jenova herself…
Tamer Status
Name: Shinji Ikari
Age: 15
Residence: Unknown
Region: Johto
Status: Active
Clearance: Beta (Level 1)
Licenses
Tamer Y
Master Tamer N
Researcher N
Watcher N
Breeder N
Active Harem
Species Name Level
Dracona Asuka 23
Name: Matt ShadowBlaze
Age: 19
Residence: Violet City
Region: Johto
Status: Active
Clearance: Beta (Level 1)
Licenses
Tamer Y
Master Tamer N
Researcher N
Watcher N
Breeder N
Active Harem
Species Name Level
Droido Shayla 21