SMOKEY, the Smoke Pokegirl

SMOKEY, the Smoke Pokegirl

Type: Near Human
Element: Poison
Frequency: Uncommon
Diet: Trash (paper, plastics, etc.)
Role: Smokescreens and diversionary tactics, theatrical effects, garbage disposal
Libido: Average
Strong Vs: Bug, Fighting, Plant, Poison
Weak Vs: Ground, Psychic
Attacks: Tackle, Poison, Spice, Smokescreen, Dodge, Sleep, Takedown
Enhancements: Lightweight body, Durability (x2), Specialized organs for smoke generation and emittal, natural floating ability
Evolves: Smoggy (Special: Training with a Pot-Cunt for one month), Jiniri (Psi-Crystal), Brewmistress (Water Stone)
Evolves From: None

    Smokey was one of the first poison-type Pokégirls discovered during Sukebe’s Revenge War. They served mainly as distractions, creating large and thick smokescreens to aid with attacks and to blind opponents while they kept their distance, floating over the battlefield and dropping supplies in to aid their fellow fighters. They didn’t do much fighting, being better suited for non-combat roles, the vast majority of the breed being almost as timid as Titmice.

    Smokeys are small Pokégirls, five feet at the tallest, with grayish skin broken only by a small, cartoonish skull and crossbones marking just above their breasts. They usually have short hair and eyes that are some shade of black, gray, or white, as well as a slender figure with B-cup breasts. Lining their arms, back, shoulders, and calves are small holes in their skin. These are connected to a series of specialized organs inside their bodies that, when stimulated via mental command, emit clouds of thick smoke, which, depending on the intensity of the emittance, can emerge as either a simple blinding fog or a thick, choking smog. They can also emit smoke through their mouths as well, although THANKFULLY they do not emit smoke through their breasts. Smokeys can float naturally, and have very lightweight bodies. At the most they can weigh up to twenty pounds after eating. This sometimes can lead to problems in strong wind, but they usually can find ways to keep from being blown away.

    Smokeys have rather unique dietary habits that tie into their abilities. Instead of eating normal food, they eat trash. Any form of garbage or toxins they can eat. One Smokey was seen drinking an entire bottle of cleaning bleach with no effects other than a very satisfied expression. Their stomachs process the garbage into a sort of organic fuel for their smokescreens and poison attack. This dietary quirk has made them very popular in cities and other areas which produce a lot of garbage.

    Oddly enough, no matter what they eat or drink, or how much smoke comes through their mouths, their teeth are always clean and perfect, and their breath is always minty fresh. Researchers have never been able to discover why, despite many MANY attempts, and have generally given up trying.

    Feral Smokeys are extremely timid creatures, generally found around urban areas. They generally only come out when certain no one is around, and when startled, emit a thick cloud of smoke to cover their escape. Tamed Smokeys are gentle, loving creatures who like cuddling and being helpful as much as possible. They’re a good starter Poison-type, and can be useful in non-combat roles. Kunoichi and Kunoichi Tamers are noted to be fond of using them to make smokescreens. Theater companies use them as well to create smoke effects.

    Thresholding into a Smokey is not unheard of. The first sign that a girl is becoming a Smokey is that they uncontrollably emit smoke from their mouths for three days.